shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"

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wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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y0ure-not-invisible:

BAAAAAAAEEE

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harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

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Nick Jonas - Chains

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